Got a toothbrush?
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I just blew my weed a kiss
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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