i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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