i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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