I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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