Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Randomize
