im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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