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Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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