did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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