I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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