is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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