if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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