I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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