just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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