I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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