Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I puked a lego.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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