but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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