I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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