whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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