turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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