why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Randomize