i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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