Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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