The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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