We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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