My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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