I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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