You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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