I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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