The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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