Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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