Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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