You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
i think im in europe. pls send help
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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