dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Will exercising make me less horny?
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