i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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