Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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