We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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