whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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