I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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