Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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