Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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