He uses pillows to masturbate.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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