brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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