U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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