Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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