therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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