the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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