Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
send nudes
from the living room?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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