You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
You are a booty call, not a friend.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Randomize
