dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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