Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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