Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
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