I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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