can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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