So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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