I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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