yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
