even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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